Race Report for January 31, 2009

Location: Ricky's place

Ya’ll I apologize for this late race report. I won’t go into details as to why I didn’t get er done sooner but long story short; I never should have let Ricky Jr. put a goldfish bowl on top of my computer so that he could use the computer’s heat to make his fish Boony more comfortable.

Now on to the good stuff: First things first. As you all may recall, Jake lost all his cars except for one, a couple of weeks ago on highway 26. Good news, Jerry of Jerry’s Snuff-and-Stuff has issued a check to Jake in the amount of five-hundred dollars to help Jake rebuild his stable. When asked why he did it, Jerry said that he had a soft spot for slot car racers because he used to be one in a past life and also because Jake has for years, weekly bought a butt load of snuff for his maw. By the time Junior bought this weeks supply of snuff, he only had about $450 left to buy cars.

Racing was fun and uneventful for a change with Crazy Ed winning the F1 and IRL classes. Jake’s new Jeff Gordon NASCAR earned a trip to the winners circle that night as well as Randy’s Camaro in the Trans Am class. Everyone remember to thank Randy for bringing some of his pappy’s home-made baloney balls for snacks. Remember there is no racing tonight because of the duck-n-deer hunting expo and no racing next week because of the Jerky Barn’s yearly customer appreciation party.

Ricky